• Jared: I've just begun sneezing for an unknown reason
  • Me: A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.....
  • Jared: Thank you. Let me go sneeze 6 more times and it will be a party in my pants.
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    After being hated on by Christians in my program, turns out all I needed to make myself feel better was a talk with Jason and a good 10 minutes of tumblr.
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